I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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