I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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