I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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