All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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