I swear she didn't look like that last week.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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