May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
sex on a bike is impossible
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