gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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