It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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