i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The ass gains better be worth it
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