what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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