Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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