And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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