I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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