Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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