Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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