I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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