he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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