Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I love you. Go after that dick
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
