"it" just moved
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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