The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
