he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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