Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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