i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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