16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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