I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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