Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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