Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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