I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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