why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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