By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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