I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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