we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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