Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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