At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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