Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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