we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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