thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
