guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
