hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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