white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I want a musical about memes.
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