TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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