She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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