I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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