Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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