do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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