Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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