KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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