About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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