just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
