But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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