I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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