the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Randomize