i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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