he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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