who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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