make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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