We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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