Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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